How much is your bathroom worth? 

This Calacatta gold marble stone bathroom spans 1,500 square feet — larger than most American apartments. It stretches longer than a standard bowling alley at 65 feet long, according to the listing.

And it’s worth $1 million.

“When I say a million-dollar bathroom, I’m not talking fancy words. I mean if you were to estimate the price of this bathroom, it’s about a million dollars,” said YouTubing, TikToking luxury broker Jason Matouk, who garnered 120,000 likes on TikTok last week for just a walkthrough of the ultra-luxe bathroom.

The massive $1 million bathroom is part of a $25.5 million penthouse north of Miami’s famously luxurious Fisher Island, a billionaire’s playground often called the richest place in America

The massive $1 million bathroom is part of a $25.5 million penthouse north of Miami’s famously luxurious Fisher Island.
The massive $1 million bathroom is part of a $25.5 million penthouse north of Miami’s famously luxurious Fisher Island.
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From front to back, the Italian marble bathroom has a wet bar, a toilet and bidet room, a jetted tub, a walk-in closet and a frosted-glass walk-in rain shower with ocean and city views. Lit, recessed marble shelving sits across from a sink area and a separate vanity with a built-in lit mirror and a makeup sink, according to the video.

The bathroom boasts a full steam room and a sauna with LED lights and speakers.
The bathroom boasts a full steam room and a sauna with LED lights and speakers.
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“The finishes on the flooring, the walls, the tub — the lengths they’ve gone to — I have never seen in a bathroom anywhere,” Matouk told The Post.

From there, separate amenities for a partner include another identical walk-in closet, walk-in shower, sink area and a separate room with a toilet and a bidet, the tour shows.

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The bathtub has beautiful views.
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“I’d live in that bathroom,” reads a June 21 comment on the TikTok video.

At the end of the bathroom are a full steam room and a sauna with LED lights and speakers, according to the video.

The shower has both city and ocean views.
The shower has both city and ocean views.
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“There is nothing about it that’s not insane,” Matouke told The Post.

Though he’s not the listing broker — that honor currently rests with Jeff Miller of ONE Sotheby’s International Realty — Matouk was among the first to see the bathroom in person, he said. He first posted a tour of the penthouse in November 2020.

Since Matouk’s original tour of the penthouse in November 2020, the pricey condo has changed hands between different brokers and gotten a massive price cut.

The other $24.5 million isn’t bad either

The $25.5 million penthouse’s indoor space spans 9,200 square feet with an additional 6,000 square feet of terrace space, according to Matouk. It has six bedrooms, seven full bathrooms and two half-bathrooms across two full floors and a half floor, according to the listing.

“A mansion on South Beach is usually 6,000 to 10,000 square feet. To have a condo that size is shocking. More shocking are the terraces,” he said.

The Italian marble bathroom has a wet bar, a toilet and bidet room, a jetted tub and a walk-in closet.
The Italian marble bathroom has a wet bar, a toilet and bidet room, a jetted tub and a walk-in closet.
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Other luxurious finishes include a movie theater, a lit onyx bar, two private elevators and a rooftop pool, according to the video tour.

“The finishes on the flooring, the walls, the tub — the lengths they’ve gone to — I have never seen in a bathroom anywhere,” Matouk told The Post.
“The finishes on the flooring, the walls, the tub — the lengths they’ve gone to — I have never seen in a bathroom anywhere,” Matouk told The Post.
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First listed for $39 million in 2017, the three-level condominium hasn’t sold since it was developed in 2014, according to Miami-Dade property records. But brokers say it has courted A-list stars, and Lionel Messi recently bought another condominium in the building, The Post recently reported.

The house has six bedrooms, seven full bathrooms and two half-bathrooms across two full floors and a half floor.
The house has six bedrooms, seven full bathrooms and two half-bathrooms across two full floors and a half floor.
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“The person who buys this penthouse either has to have billions or hundreds of millions of dollars,” said Matouk. 

This Calacatta gold marble stone bathroom spans 1,500-square-feet — and is worth $1 million.
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